I Cream; You Cream; We all Cream...

Yes, swinger-songwriter Princess Cream Pie is a real princess. She was born of a union between a Drama Queen and a Royal Pain in the Ass.

She delights audiences throughout the San Francisco Bay Area with charming song parodies about Cleveland Steamers and North Korean gonorrhea, and usually has candy stowed up her skirt.

She is most at home in burlesque and Vaudeville venues, although she does encourage parents to book her for children's birthdays. The princess is always happy to explain the baffling process of puberty to tender young minds.


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The princess can be reached at littlemisscreampie((at))gmail((dot))com,
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